As a patriot, not an elitist. It might be hard to tell the difference in this picture, but trust me, this is me, the patriot, look close.
I love America.
Friday, April 18, 2008
off to court
As a patriot, not an elitist. It might be hard to tell the difference in this picture, but trust me, this is me, the patriot, look close.
I love America.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
abc news debate; crap.
in case you missed last nights debate, it was the worst debate ever in this cycle; total sensationalist american idolistic televised drama garbargio. if everyone is not totally sick of this shit now, it should be clear after last nights performance that the candidates just repeat themselves incessantly and that the whole thing should just end (Obama being the clear Dem nominee, after all the votes, etc.)
cremé de la cremé
I think I am going to blog everytime I drink one of these little wonders because every time it is special. It is a special experience and it makes me feel special and see special. Maybe it really doesn't though and it is all pure fantasy. This particular one exploded on me in my car, while I was driving and got all over my jeans. The champagne of health, KOMBUCHA. Organic, Raw, "Living food for the living body." Sold. Maybe I drink it because I am an elitist, and am willing to pay $4 for it, which means I could never be president because presidents are never elitists.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
jaja is the new haha!
Yes, it’s true. The great computer keyboard generated rip-tickling, knee-slapping, funny; being that the j is directly next to the h and I messed up once in a recent IM convo. If I could only make this catch on, to high school kids, and at-home next generation housewives etc. i would be rich. I could write a book about it, and patent it. The book would be called “jaja” and some people would probably buy it thinking it was all about weed. It would hit the NY Times bestseller list for its cultural relevance and spark conversations at cocktail parties everywhere. then I would buy a big mansion with a pool and a diving board inside it to rinse off in after playing in my big money pit (like the ones at chuck e cheeses, but instead of those harmless plastic balls, cold hard cash straight from the U.S. mint because who wants to play in dirty money, really?) I would have pretty lawn furniture and a big silver grill. An indoor yoga sunroom would be constructed where I would learn to simplify with lots of real live orchids, other assorted flowers with nice smells and ambience creators and a maybe a waterbed/daybed to rest on after my strenuous non-workout mind calming sedation.
Then I would have made it. I would not answer my phone when unknown numbers dial in; instead I would throw my phone in the pool and go out and by another one.
*Oh, and I would also have a special dispenser, installed in the guest house out back, of various nostalgic gums like big league chew and bubble tape.
oh, good morning.
some lyrics, so you can sing along (start at 0.22 seconds).
If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Mr. Charisma
Last night George stopped by to talk about the tragedy in Darfur
but then he started talking about his freaky girlfriend and his Italian villa so I got bored.
but then he started talking about his freaky girlfriend and his Italian villa so I got bored.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
One shot, one beer.
Clinton was at Bronko’s Restaurant having a beer when the bartender asked, “You want a shot with that Hillary?” After some deliberation, Clinton settled on a shot of Crown Royal, a Canadian whiskey.
Maybe she's not that bad after all.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
what a novel idea!
Would it be cool to copy this idea? Where exactly would I put it? How would I choose which bench? Would someone just steal it? Where is the most moral area of Norfolk? or maybe better yet, to find a nice place in the summer Virginia Beach Oceanfront? There could be two cameras! Two Lomo fisheye cameras would be best, but I am not that confident in the general public to not thieve them.
Sunday, April 06, 2008
Thursday, April 03, 2008
!!!!!!!!!
Saturday night anyone? (I just bought my tickets!)
Rolling Stones: Shine A Light
Satday, 4/5/08, 9:00PM $10
Riverside IMAX Theater
Hampton, VA, USA
Screen Size you ask? 55 x 71 ft, no big deal.
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
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