CONVERSATION 1:
Two young lovers, flip the pages of a recent GQ magazine, commenting idley.
"I know this guy who is 24 years old and he wears boxers and briefs" she said.
"Both!?" he exclaimed.
"Yeah! You can see both, like above his belt loop line on his pants. I told my mom about him and she was like, 'You are not hanging out with him,' Hahaha!"

CONVERSATION 2:
Two men in their 40's sip coffee and discuss mostly business affairs, phone companies and power companies, and other mundane things when i overhear this whilst trying to read...
"Yeah, the other night when i was walking my dog, she ran after something and got me so tangled in the leash that i fell down, and then the cat bit me."
"Hahahaha, what?! Are you serious?
"Yeah!"
"So you were BITTEN by a cat, with your dog right there!?" the other guy said; outraged.
"Yeah, it was pretty bad, i had to kick the cat to get it away from me."